Tuesday, June 26, 2007

at once

- Yeah, I need an ambulance here! He's pretty beaten up, and his head is bleeding! And call the cops to get me arrested.
- For what, Sir?
- I did the beating! The son of a bitch came here saying he was in trouble for spanking an Andromeda Seven transexual prostitute with some of his drunken friends, so I just beat the shit out of him, miserable bastard! That will teach him some respect! And if he does wake up again, you can tell him he's not my son anymore, you hear me? Now, get the cops and paramedics here at once!

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