- So you're from a planet so far from here it looks almost exactly like this one, with a few differences?
- Yeah! Like, we have a Planet Government, and it has solved the problem of hunger with a project called Money for Nothing, where all you have to do to get a job doing nothing is to show up once, or send an e-mail, or letter, or give them a call on the phone! The money is very good, and you can work somewhere else, if you like! So everyone can afford to eat and have a nice house, and go out every night and get drunk and dance until dawn! And we have no fatal diseases, except life itself! And also: all the subways and other public transportation have airbags and all, like the best cars! In fact, I'm only here in your planet to get a taste of the danger, by taking that bus that's coming over there! See ya 'round!
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