jesus fuck (is not dope fiend propaganda)

I hear Prince Harry is not going to the Iraq War. Good! Next, they could go ahead and do something about finding the original 25-minute version of the Beatles singing Helter Skelter till Ringo starts shouting, and also that lost single by Jesus and Mary Chain that the workers at the factory refused to press. It WILL bring us closer to a much better democracy, trust me. Then maybe the Pope will consider doing a hip hop version of Cocaine with Eminem. Yeah, complete with that slow-hand guitar sample, and some favela funk beat! I'm sure My Bloody Valentine will love to be on that one!