Summertime Booze

Do lado de fora
De cada janela
Reina o calor

Do lado de dentro
Esquerda do centro
Tem mais um amor

Entenda quem possa
O tamanho da fossa
Imagem e cor

Sorria quem possa
Do lado de dentro
Tem mais um amor

Menino sabido

Tirei um pedacinho de meleca seca do nariz. Lembrei que estava sem lenço. Não olhei pros lados. Recoloquei cuidadosamente no nariz.

GIVE US MONEY AND YOU WILL FEEL SPECIAL

ONE PRIVATE DELUXE TOILET FOR EVERY HUMAN BEING

DRIVE SAFE IF YOU CAN'T PAY FOR EXPENSIVE FACE RECONSTRUCTION

DESVIO PARA O PENTELHO

LIKE 99% OF CONTEMPORARY ART INCLUDING THIS SHIT HERE IS BORING TO 99% OF PEOPLE

TRUTHFUL SELF-PORTRAIT

SMALL CHAT

- Hey! I only go and vote because the LAW forces me to do so, OK? So I just try and vote for the ones I hope will NOT fuck us over too much, OK? This is RIO DE JANEIRO in 2010! Deal with it!
- Easy, man! I was just trying to make some small chat before giving you head!

Preciso Cantar

Triste de chorar
Raiva de matar
Aumento o som
Preciso cantar

AUTOEROTOMANIE

STONED

OBJECTIVE

JOY OF MULTITASKING

UNEXPLAINABLE HAPPINESS

MEGACOX

TELECINEPIROCA

TELECINECU

MAKE LOVE NOT BABIES

HEAVY METAL KIDS

because they had no head

(these folks from outer space had huge smart tits and talked using their nipples)

maybe running

Received text read: Yeah I was hoping for a quick one. Maybe even a long night of doing it. But I knew she was not like that with someone she had just met. When the bar closed I was so drunk I just followed her and her female friends and got into the car of this guy who maybe had some other ideia. He just asked me where was I heading and then said that they were not going that way. OK, I said. It was a pleasure, ladies. And I jumped out of the car and walked. Found myself a tranny and had a great time fucking her ass. Then I found another tranny who was not too much in the mood. I was still wearing the condom on my limp dick from the previous fuck. That probably was not the best introduction. I threw it away. I got hard and gloved again. She said it was too big for her ass. I gave her the money and my best thank you and said I had changed my mind. Got dressed and went looking again. Saw this other tranny I knew. Greasy wavy blond hair. Not tall. It didn't matter. I knew she was the right one to take me all the way. And did she take me up her ass! Decoded to: Exame anti-doping e' o caralho! Em todas as festas e boates do Rio de Janeiro tem alguém fumando maconha, e aí eu vou fazer exame de urina e vao encontrar vestígios? Vao sifuder! - O senhor quer dizer: vão se foder? - O Senhor e' o meu pastor, e quem quiser que paste também! - O senhor quer dizer: quem quiser que paste outra? Pode ser: a casa de meu Pai tem muitas boiadas! After another decode level the text was: Fair hair blond bangs and a hot ass. That was a tranny worth the price of penetration. Then I was so drunk and happy about having fucked her ass that I decided to be more social and went for a last drink. Expensive place for young assholes. No problem with me. I knew the owners needed the money from those bastards. And I was not much better than those idiots going there to feel smart and superior to the rest. I just knew that we were a bunch of idiots all over the planet. No hard feelings. But our mass accidental suicide seemed as much a possibility as any new age of peace and love. Which was stupid and meaningless and sad. But I was drunk and going for another fuck. And got the same hot tranny for a second great time up her ass. Maybe we were running to our collective annihilation. Maybe running somewhere else. All I knew was that I was going to take my time to enjoy the ride. Awaiting results from next decode level.

pong shift

Local time 20h37. Retrieved from Channel Z. Firsthand from CQ. Ludovico Mandrake codebraking level four revealed yet another piece of nonsense erotic poetry. Could be a detour. Next level of decode up to decision time available. Hunch machine says go
for another five levels. Positive pattern chances at 51. Crude level four as follow:

[Vou Comer Teu Cu Olhando Nos Teus Olhos

Vou comer teu cu
Olhando nos teus olhos
Uma vida profunda
Com muitos portifólios]

Geared for Key West pong shift. Same time next heaven. Unless stated otherwise. Have a go.

level ongoing

First level of codebreaking result: [a drawing of one woman standing up
naked except for a sleeveless shirt. Kneeling behind her there is
another woman that sings por onde for quero te chupar while holding
the first woman's buttocks.] Second level ongoing.

bern baby bern

The place was outside the main roads that came into town. Good enough parking space for my car. They were already in the room. Tits out. Dicks growing hard inside their panties as we did some deep kissing standing up. I got down on my knees and tongued their assholes long and deep. Then I gave them head for a long while. Miss White invited me to bed. I got on top of her and we kissed harder as I pressed my chest against her huge tits and fucked her ass nice and slow. Miss Schwarz was giving me the tongue and fingers all along. Then suddenly Miss White whispered in my ear. I moaned my consent like a plea. So she held me tight. I was all the way up her ass without moving. She was contracting and relaxing her anal muscles. All I had to do was relax and feel her slowly massaging my dick. Miss Schwarz got on top of me and started fucking my ass like I was her personal fuckdoll. Sweet and slow. Then hard and fast. Then slow again. And faster again. And changing angles. This went on for a deliciously long time until the three of us were shaking and spurting like burst opened volcanos. We kissed some more. We took a long bath. We watched the flames as we burned the used condoms. Smiling like monkeys at each other.

being really beautiful

This tranny had no proper clothes for winter in Rio. A hoodie over her blouse and skirt. Talked like someone from the Brazilian North. I liked her at once. After fucking her ass we stared at the hotel room ceiling for a while. She said she was looking for info about sex change. I didn't know the first thing about the operation. She asked me to come to her street corner and tell her if I found out anything about it. I realised she probably didn't even have a phone at her pad. I tried not to think about it. The hotel room was already a bit too old and sad looking for me to try to imagine even worse places to sleep. I told her I believed we all got what we looked for. She said she was looking for a man who liked her and payed for her operation. I knew I was not the guy. I was too drunk to recall what the chat went on about. Something about the woman in the porn on the TV being really beautiful. She beamed as I thanked her again. I went home. I hoped that she would meet the right guy soon.

was only drunk

Yeah I was asking her. Are you gonna open this sweet little pussy all the way in for me? Yes. She came so hard she had to take my dick out of her pussy. Then she sucked my cock and swallowed my cum. Said she loved me. I said I loved her. Then I went home. Changed my outfit. Drank some more. Went looking for a tranny. Found a permanent smile one. I knew her. She sucked my cock with a condom over it and laid herself face down to take it up the ass. And did she do it. She took it up the ass hard and long. I came like crazy. Her beautiful smile never changed. It was freaky and sexy. I gave her the cash. I thanked her. I was only drunk. But it felt like the gods touching my heart.

easy white ass

Yeah. Split second blackout while walking. Confused. Where was I? Garbage on the sidewalk. Downtown Rio. Went to the tranny spot. Weird blond one wanted the expensive hotel. No. Thanks. Another tranny spot. One said I was a baby she wanted to take care of. Not hot for her. Back to spot one. I knew this blonde. But she was real slow to take her stitch off. Looked bored. I had payed in advance. So I did what I wanted. Told her I was too drunk and left. She was worried was it something she did or said? No. I was just too drunk. Thanks. Bye. Met another blond I knew. Shy about her dick. Tight and easy white ass. I just felt fucking great. Thank you. Girl. Until next time. Take care. Beautiful.

Excited Music From The Young Ones

Excited music from the young ones

dick and ass

It was Sunday already. Four AM or something. First spot. No action in sight. At the second spot I found this familiar tranny. Blond shy one with bangs. She had hot small tits. Suckable beautiful things. Such a hot ass. Then I went home to get some sleep. I was supposed to have lunch and sex with a friend. Thick legs big tits tight pussy white one. Cum eater. Lovely. I silently thanked my sweet gods. Then we took a nap. Later that night I went looking for some more tranny ass. Found this small blonde one. But my dick was only hard enough to put on the condom. It got harder as I sucked her dick and ass while she gave me head. So I fucked her ass for a while. But I was too drunk to ejaculate. I just came and came again without shooting my wad. I thanked her a lot for all the fun and went home in a happy booze haze. Went to bed and jerked off until I shot my last screaming drops of cum. I loved my life.

fashion aces

- What's this hair now, man?
- It's the new fad in La Luna!
- Where?
- The Moon!
- Ah, yes! La Luna!
- Just don't go there to check it! The Lunatics are all using the new haircut from here! At least the fashion aces are!

wanted me to shoot my cream

Asked this tranny how much. Too much. No. Thank you. Found this other tranny I knew. Came up her ass without shooting my load. She said she wanted me to shoot my cream. She wanted to see it. I wanked while sucking on her tits. Creamed her tigh. Went for another vodka. And another tranny. Tall one. Hot butt. Second blond to make me cum hard on the same night. All the way up her. Such a good girl. Give your ass to me! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Yeah!

aqui todo mundo continua no emprego

A gente fala em pessoa rica. Queremos dizer quem tem uma roupa mais cara que a nossa. Realmente rico? Nada disso. E se tirarem tudo da pessoa menos o dinheiro da conta no banco? Realmente tem muita grana? Compra de volta na mesma hora tudo o que tinha. E nem precisa olhar o saldo antes. Quer dizer que nem rola mais comigo por causa do meu saldo menos do que alucinante?

they screamed

We were silent a while as I took the spaceship to the motel planet. You nervous? She was a bit. Don't be. You fucked them before. I want to watch. Maybe join in. No guilt. She was gonna play whore for us. I wanted it. I loved her. Seeing their dark skin totally naked was hot. They took control. We were their bitches. Sucked the cum off their balls. They took turns up our asses. They screamed who's my bitch? We screamed back that we were. Then came the warm jets up our butts.

We Are Just an Old Funker Jumping Up and Down

We are just an old funker jumping up and down

Maybe Not the Love

Maybe not the love
You were looking for
Maybe not just fun
Maybe something more

arriving

Very drunk and looking for a tranny. Found a pale one. Red hair coming down in waves. That seemed rare in Rio. I told her so as she was face down and I was all the way in and out and in that lovely ass. One hot implosion into the tip of my condom. And then another. And another. And another. And. Another. Then I went to a party. But some info was wrong. Never found it. So I got this blond tranny with huge tits. Big ass. Hard as a soccer ball. I came like crazy up that ass. Then I was at this bar drinking some coke to clear my mind a bit. And then I was inside this other tranny. She was face down. Tall. Brown to red hair. I was screaming with pleasure. And then I was walking into my street.

remember jumping

Lucky to be alive. I was not drunk enough when I got to the spot. So I went for this bar. One of the girls who worked there was so nice I wondered if I could be her nice boyfriend. Would she take me up the ass? Couldn't be sure. So I went for the sure thing. Small blond tranny. So very hot. Then the show. So drunk I jumped into the stage two times. Security asked me to take it easy. Friendly guys. Maybe they were using some weird mellow drugs. Fucked another tranny. Tall hot one. Golden hair. Then I remember jumping into a skate bowl. Big colorful letters on concrete. Scratched my arm. Lucky I didn't break my neck. Walked it home in a happy haze.

so very long

This tranny pro did not like it up the ass. Said so after giving me some tits and head. I started getting dressed. Said I had changed my mind. She not liking it meant her beauty was not hot anymore. Thank you. Good night. Went looking for another. This other tranny was even hotter. Tall black redhead. Fantastic mouth working my wrapped gift for a nice long time. Ass easy and snug. I fucked her ass hard and long. So hard and so very long. I came so hard I felt like my head was melting and shooting out of me right through my dick. Like all that was left were my hot closed eyes floating above my heart.

four or five

Long tranny legs. Short blond hair. Then I saw I knew her. Nice new haircut. When I came inside her she squeezed my dick four or five times with her asshole after my first orgasmic moan. A girl that knew how to do it real good. Said she wanted to go to Italy.

Pansexual bottoms of the world

unite and bend over

with sperm

Buy a Bible (or any other sacred book) and glue its pages with sperm (feminine ejaculation is OK). Call the resulting object God Loves You. Remember that this translucid action has not been tested yet and is advised only if you do believe that God loves you.

next code signal

Next code signal: The drawing shows a blond barwoman behind a bar counter in a brothel with one sign that says O Cliente Tem Sempre Um Pauzaum. She has a mushroom haircut and tits nearly as big as indoors soccer balls.

good for her

Sex and tenderness with a friend. Next day she went crazy. In love with me. I had to get away and tell her to stay away from me for a month or so. The night of the next day I went for a tranny. Sucked her cock and dicked her ass. I already knew her. She said she had a gift for me. Next time. If we met nearer her pad. I thought the gods were joking. But the same tranny did not say anything about it next time. Just a few days later. And we were on the spot she said was near her pad. So I guess she figured I was not so special. Good for her.

stopped

She called again on the cell. Said she was fine. No need to worry. She talked to a friend. She was really really not going to kill herself. She was fine. He was a bit numb. He thanked her. He read some comics. The dentist called him. Cleaned his teeth. He went to a bar and had a shot of scotch. He walked home. Stopped at the LAN house to write some fiction.

BUCKET HAPPY BALD GUY

opens at

- Any action ahead?
- This scat play swing club opens at 5 PM.
- Crappy Hour!
- Right on, sister!

Need Not

Because death is serious you need not be

lyrics: This Song Is Very Easy To Sing

This song is very easy to sing

special reason

- Nice tattoos. OK. Four buttocks. Different colors. Like Pop Art. Black, red, yellow, and white.
- On my upper back.
- Any special reason?
- So that my girlfriend can look at them and fuckdream as I take her up my ass.

Yellow Ones

The white ones make me jump and rock out
The black ones make me swing
The red ones make me shout
The yellow ones make me scream

earphone loop

- What are you listening to?
- John Cage.
- Would you mind sharing it?
- Not at all. Here.
- This earphone is not working.
- Oh, they are not plugged into anything. It's that Silent Piece in a loop.
- I see. Silence over and over.
- Yeah. And the sounds around us, of course.
- But it really is in your head. No need for earphones.
- It's sort of an Earphone Loop Mix.

she forced me

- The thing is, I love Dominant Tranny Porn, but in real life all I want to do is fuck them up the ass. I don't even want to hold their dicks. I just want to be on top, fucking their asses. What's wrong with me, doc?
- You're fine! I myself love Male Dom Porn, but in real life I am the one taking it up the ass when I go to bed with my wife!
- But I thought you were a closet gay!
- Me too, but then one day she forced me to lick that pussy, and I've been her beloved
human toilet paper ever since!
- Uh! Gross! Can I watch you?

MAMÁ

ZEZÉ

DIDI

Very Educated

That was the first time I saw a tranny wearing trousers. Women
wear skirts all year long here. She was white. Long brown hair. Long
legs. Wide smile. So nice and polite. As tall as a catwalk model.
Wanked me hard enough for me to put the condom. I was tasting those
wonderful nipples. I asked her to face down. Laid on top of her.
Sniffing her neck. Holding her shoulders. So very educated a young
woman she was. Moaning softly. Submissive. Taking it up the ass like a
truly grown up girl. Oh! Girl! Oh! Babe! Yes!

Hell Outta My Heart

Get the hell outta my heart
Go ahead and crash your car
You knew it from the start
So get the hell outta my heart

LAN HOUSE VERSION

NOW THAT

action matusa fragment

[...] name of the band: action matusa [...]

SIAMESE LOVE

BLOCO CRU

BLONDE

AIRBAG FOR BUS PASSENGER

HAPPY END

looks like

It was supposed to be a joke. Sort of. I asked him over the phone when was I going to fuck him and his boyfriend. We laughed. He said he wasn't sure. But then one day he called me on the phone. Said they were in town for the weekend. His boyfriend was fucking his ass while he was talking. Was I in? I said tomorrow. I went up to where they were staying. We talked as I got a little drunk. He told me to figer his ass. He was sucking his boyfriend's cock. I got hard. I fucked him in the ass doggy. His boyfriend watched and wanked. Looks like he enjoyed the show. I sure did.

Sambando jamais me iludo

Sambando jamais me iludo
Diante do nada e do tudo
Perto da alma do Blues
Longe da fila do SUS

Nem sempre eu vou dar esmola
Birita na minha cachola
Fazendo bondade escondido
Se me descobrem tou fodido

Gastando menos do que ganho
Cantando enquanto tomo banho
Em paz com o meu absurdo
Eu sou um bastardo sortudo

up her

Her dick was small. Her teeth didn't look very clean. So what? She held my dick 'til it got hard as I sucked on her tits. Then she went face down to take me up her ass. What a hot ass that was. I just kept saying her name. Asking her if she was gonna make me come up her ass real real good. Was she gonna give that ass to me? Yes! OH! YES! She was!

Dear friend [7feb2010]

Dear friend
Please forgive me
The inconveniences

For healthy as I am
I just know
It won't be long

Time to laugh
Time to dance
Time to learn the sciences

Time to fuck
Time to love
Before my last song

democracy is funny and hot and I like it

I always pay in advance. Even if I'm really really drunk. She asked my name in the hotel room. I asked her name after answering her. Sucked her tits. Ignored her cock. Fucked her ass face down. Came like a nuclear bomb. Boy oh boy. Such a good girl. Must be 25 of something. I'd fuck her ass again. But only if there was no other nice unknown tranny around. That is democracy.

our star for that

He was telling us a true story. Magic or something. He said they were five women and him. Just friends having lunch together. One of them made some special rice for them to eat. Venus Rice or something. Magic recipe. He felt so hot he fucked the five of them. We were so stoned we just started clapping. Me, my friend and his girlfriend. No words, just clapping and laughing. Then we said something about how great that was. He was our hero for that minute. That was about 1992 or something. We'd never heard any story like that before. And then we shut up and listened to some alternative Brit stuff.

hot numb

Numb girl is better. Oh yes do it! Suck me yeah oh yeah beautiful! I was so drunk I wasn't even sure if this tranny was one I'd noticed before. Snotty bored look. Ass kinda too big for the legs. I love it! She sounded like she was playing the part. Maybe. That was so very hot. I fucked her ass in all the main positions. I came while nibbling the back of her neck. She went silent for a moment as I moaned and pumped that hot snug beautiful brown hole. I said I always come back when I am so well received. I'm not sure she would be my first choice, if I had to repeat a tranny. But she was sure hot. Sullen good girl. May the gods guide her.

all different

This tranny was different. They are all different. OK. But this one was even more different. I didn't know it then. I just had a good time. Sucking on her small tits while she touched my dick. Holding her tiny love handles as I banged her ass face down. Exploding and moaning like crazy as I filled the tip of the condom with cum. I told her she was great. I went home to wank. But now I know. She reminds me of the first woman I fucked. Only much taller. That's why I went straight to her. Tall ones sometimes have deeper asses. God bless this tranny. Sweet bird. I forgot to pay in advance. I was that much drunk. She said she knew I was OK to pay after doing it. She just felt it. Lovely girl. And the hottest ass in a long time.

ECSTATIC GRUMPY BAD DRIVER WITH DILDO UP THE ASS

MARRIAGE OF HEAVEN AND BOB AND ALEX AND JACK AND JILL

LADY CACA

into the sink

Happy hour at his place. I poured myself a couple of drinks as he ate a sandwich. Rio can be damn hot even when it is about to rain cats and dogs. I took a quick shower as he laid in bed. I wanked as we french kissed. Strawberry condom. He sucked me for a sweet hot delicious long time. I was nibbling his back and shoulders while I caressed his ass. Scratching him very very lightly. Like borderline tickling. He took it good. And even more when I used a condom on my two fingers. Then three. Then I was very much into giving him four fingers as he never stopped his mouth on my dick. Man! Oh! And then a new condom for me. And he was taking it doggy. Crazy hot cosmic ass. Such a hot doggy baby bitch girl boy man oh man oh man oh man oh man YES! Orgasmic altered state. We managed to get up and throw the condoms into the waste basket in the bathroom. Too much light but it was alright. I nibbled the back of his neck as he shot his load into the sink.

E nem fui eu

E nem fui eu quem realmente fez
O poema que vai rodando
Pelas caixas da internet
Com as pessoas comentando

Falando muito de sexo
Com palavras bem comuns
Dizendo que eu gostava
Inclusive dos seus puns

ass was best

That was the year that Herzog was murdered while being held under arrest by the government. But I was too young to notice it. Going nine. Quite clueless. An older cousin locked himself with me and showed me how to masturbate. Such a nice feeling with my cock in my hand. As he jerked himself off he gave me some info. It was safer to stick our cocks into the girls from behind. In the front side it would mean a baby when she was eighteen. I thought it was weird to live for so many years knowing that you would have a baby when you turned eighteen. Poor girls! One shot and they were mommies! Ass was the best choice.

tallest gentle shemale

So white. So tall. So ready to do it for money. Hair so blonde it was nearly white under the hotel room telly's glow. Big hard tits. Yummy nipples. Just over the edge of the black bra. She gave me some head with my dick wrapped in rubber. Face down. Snug ass. Moaning that she wanted me to come deep inside her little asshole. Never took off her high heels. Said I should show up again. Sure thing!

no one has a head

Cool air inside. Hot Rio outside. Room was upstairs. She went first. I was staring at her ass as I climbed. There was a cock hidden somewhere. You'd never guess. The sole of her feet so much whiter than her skin. Face down. Hot black ass. I kissed her shoulders. Huge mirror on the wall to the left. No heads in the image. White on top of black. In and out. Was she good to me!

nice show indeed

Money first. When she was stradling me she said the words. She was still wearing her panties. I was holding my dick in my hand as I sucked on her tits. Tell me if I'm sucking too hard, OK? She said remember me? I said yes. I was waiting to see if you remembered me. She smiled. She wrapped my dick in rubber. Gave me some head. Took it up the ass moaning that I was too big. maybe not real. Nice show. Hot and snug. Can I take off my panties? Sure! Her dick was no problem. And her ass was such a good copy of some hazy hot solution. Even better than the real thing.

shocked

Maybe I was too drunk to know better. And Rio was sure hot that night. I mean warm and damp like it was also getting into my skull and floating my brain like some freaky neuron cake hovercraft. But I was not so hot about the shemales that were there. Then I saw one showing her tits under the street lamps. I was a bit shocked. But I went back to her. She was showing me her tongue and saying that she'd do it all. Even french kissing. OK. Let's go. But I said to myself I didn't want to kiss her. I was freaked out. Just a bit. But I was in for so much fun. I had no idea. She was small. Bubble ass. Dark. Blonde. I felt like I was giving it to every single maid that I never even had the nerve to ask to fuck. Make her take the pain until it becomes pleasure. Or whatever. That black bitch just got me going. Totally. I was just moaning to her about how good she was to me. Oh thank you girl. Oh just like that. Oh here I COME!

bad tranny good tranny

Not sure about the trannies in sight. About to quit. One came over. Whispered to my ear. Can you give me a cigarette? No. Sorry. Don't smoke. Small change? No. Sorry. I have none. She grabbed one arm of my glasses and said I would have to have some change. But I was too quick for her and grabbed the other arm of my glasses. And her wrist. She tried to play cool. Asked me to let her go first. But my voice was icy calm. I told her to let go of it before she got into real trouble. She was silent for a second. Must have noticed how ugly I was. And how close I was to her pretty face. She let go. No words. I just went for a walk around the next block. She was gone when I came back. Good girl. I hope she stays out of trouble. I wandered a bit. My eyes met this smiling black tranny. I went over. She looked a bit shy. A bit naughty. Beaming. Charming. I said good night. I asked her if she was working the street. She said yes. She told me her price. We went to a hotel. Out of the hot night and into the nice cool air. Makes you just love Rio. I looked at her again as we took our clothes off. I was a bit worried. She was small. My dick is a bit big. But she didn't look scared as she felt it get rock hard on her hand. Her black tits were pure ecstasy to my lips. Her grip was just the right pressure to my shaft. That was a girl who really knew how to make you feel welcome! I just let her wank me for a little while longer. I did not want to let go of her tits. I held her buttocks and moaned into those delicious nipples. Was she good to me! My breath was getting harder. I was enjoying the effort to hold back a little longer. Her soft black dick looked so cute. It seemed to tell me that the ass I was holding was going to be one to remember fondly. I could wait no more. I put the condom on. I asked her to go face down. Now I would know if she was a nice tight deep one. I held my breath as I went in. What a hot welcoming ass she had. My last drink was just hitting my brain. I was shivering without really trembling. She was that hot. Moaning softly. The minutes went on and on. I wanted to say I want your ass all nite long you're so hot so good to me oh you hot girl but I was unable to speak. I was afraid I was going to loose it if I did anything but grunt and moan louder and longer. And then I didn't know anymore if I was thinking or moaning the words the grunts the screams oh YOU! HOT! GIRL!

little on the big side

Money first. She was the most bored tranny that I ever saw in my life. I just quit in the middle of it. Thanks. Bye. Went to look for someone more enthusiastic. Hope she snaps out of it soon. Or maybe she will marry a masochist and be happily bored. Good luck on her way! I am lucky already. Within five minutes I was back at the hotel. She was short. Hiding her dick. But her ass was deep and snug. I held out for as long as I could, but soon enough I was coming like crazy. Such a nice girl. She asked me if I was shy. Yes. A bit. Then I told her she was brave. I'm not too big. But some get a bit scared. She said I'm not small. I agree. But I have no monster in my underpants. It's just a little on the big side. We smile. I kiss her cheek and say take care.

last drop

I just asked him over the phone when was he going to take me up his ass. His voice was not shy. He said he was glad that I'd asked him. He was thinking about asking me when was I going to fuck him. So we met after work. His man was away. Their bed looked bigger than mine. I swallowed some hard liquor. We kissed. We showered. I was on top of him. A condom in my finger. I gave him one finger while kissing his nipples. Two fingers in rubber and my lips on his balls and shaft. Avoiding the head. Three and then four fingers. Pause for another drink. Relaxed and hard enough to wear a condom. On top of him missionary with his legs up. Kneeling into his hot ass. He asked me to keep it quiet. I grunted as low as I could. He asked me did you come? Yes. Take it out. I did. I was a bit dizzy. Then I kissed him on his face. He was already jerking off his last drop of cum.

LOVE MAKES THE WORLD GO

BONKERS

PARONIMIA O

MISTIFICAZIONE

VIDEO IS

CACHOEIRA

TIME IS

HONEY

UTOPIA IS

MURDER

O IMPORTANTE NAUM EH

FUDER, MAS COMPETIR

BRACE MAGMA POWER ICE-CREAM

PEACE ON YOU

Medéia coisa nenhuma

Decidiu pelo Leblon. Entrou no Palacete pedindo fritas e screwdriver. Procurou uma mesa. Deu de cara com o Paulo Princeso. O Princeso tinha o apelido porque era muito exigente em matéria de mulher. Todo mundo dizia pra ele assumir logo que era gay. Todo mundo achava normal ser gay. Sem problemas. Ele ficava revoltado. Dizia que a atual safra tava fraca.

- Fala, Princeso! Esperando alguma gata, ou posso sentar aqui?

- Que gata? Quem me dera! Ainda ficam me alugando com esse papo de ecologia pelo telefone, a essa hora!

- A Manita?

- Claro, né? Acabou de ligar! Preocupada com a Hipótese Medéia!

- Que é isso?

- Sabe a Hipótese Gaia? Do planeta Terra como ser vivo que busca se equilibrar? A Hipótese Medéia diz que o planeta é um sistema que tende a encontra o equilíbrio destruindo a vida.

- E tu falou o quê?

- Falei que só acredito no que já foi provado: a Hipótese Mocréia! A natureza tende a encontar o equilíbrio produzindo bilhões de tribufus!

nose art

- What does he do when he's not at parties?
- Nose Art.
- What's that?
- He does rhinoplasty. Nose jobs.
- He calls it art?
- He's into Post-Modern Classicism.
- I see. Old School Guy.
- Yes. Gives you head and vanishes.
- He does not take it in the ass?
- Yes, if you're lucky.

IF I CAN'T PAY FOR SEX

I DON'T WANT YOUR REVOLUTION

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GROW

KY ON YOUR SHOULDERS

MAKES ME HAPPY

ARSE LONGA

VITA BREVIS

O ACASO PROVAVELMENTE EXISTE

LEIA DOUGLAS ADAMS

not asking for more

Her hair kinda short. I like that. Money in advance. White blonde delicious. Small tits. Even smaller dick. Soft it was. I noticed she was looking at the mirror as she wanked me hard. Guess she likes looking at herself holding a hard cock. I said I wanted her face down. Such a sweet ass. Smooth skin. She did not ask me to pull out immediately when I came. So it took me one or two seconds. I was still hard. I did the right thing. I pulled out and my brain went kinda blank. I was
a little short of breath. She said are you tired? I got confused. You want more? She said no. Like she was just making a comment. Not asking for more. Of course not. Small chat. I kissed her cheek and said she was great. She gave a surprised smile. I went home to wank and sleep. Sweet dreams.

white tits black ass big fun

Fact was I was too drunk. Money in advance. Hot white tits she had. Her dick was hidden. I wanted very much to fuck her ass. She gave up trying to jerk me 'til it got hard. Sorry, love, she said. Please drink less next time. I said OK. Inside me it was something else. I was sorry not to fuck her ass. But her tits in my mouth as she tried to get it up were worth the money. Huge. And they felt natural. Delicious. Next night I drank less. Got another tranny. Beautiful black ass. I came real hard. Makes perfect sense to me.

SUSTAINABLE DEVELOPMENT

black blonde experience

Her tits were awesome out in the street for anyone to see. I just had to go back and ask her how much. In the room sucking on them. She wanked me into a very hard state. She went face down. What a delicious ass. In the middle of it I remembered to ask her name. Always do that. God knows why. I loved that ass. Maybe she noticed. She wanted to see my cum before I flushed the condom. I said there was none. I just come like that. No spunk. Like a sick dry shock. Sick is my normal. I like me. She was small. I told her she was brave. I am not gigantic. But some get scared. Looks like she liked the compliment.

I could

I could be wrong
I could be right
This could be my last song
This could be my last night

they will think

- You understand that when people read the title of the story they will think that you mean anal sex in the missionary position, not the actual face down that is depicted in the story.
- Let's keep that error. It's poetry in and out and in.
- Yes. But isn't it a bit pompous?
- There will always be someone to despise it. So be it. There will also be someone somewhere who will enjoy it.

good life

I was walking to the street spot. A tranny smiled and waved from afar. Bird going home. Then I realised it was rather late. This could be the last one standing. I went back and asked her about her services. She said she knew me. I looked again. Sure enough. I even knew her name. We walked to a nearby hotel. Full. Cab to another one. She wanked me hard and put the rubber on. Sucked me off. Quite a long time. No way she was gonna get away with it. But I felt great. And her ass was even better this second time. I told her she was beautiful and went home to wank and fall into a drunken stupor of a sleep. And that is the good life.

SURF METAL

like missionary butt sex

O the blonde fringe! And her face! She looked like an androgynous DJ. She did not ask for money in advance. I like to pay first. Her tits felt so good in my mouth as she wanked me. Then she wrapped it in rubber and kissed it for a while. Then she went face down. Like missionary butt sex. Her ass looked great. And felt awesome as I went in. Her name was Sabrina. Such a great ass to go in and out of. I came very hard. She sounded pleased. We changed the TV from porn to a soap opera. I saw her dick when she took a shower. I was dressed and she felt shy. Asked me not to look. I laughed and said she knew I knew about it. No reason for her to be ashamed. She relaxed. I left her there and went home to wank.

hot model

She looked like she was just back from the catwalk. Like she was a model showing that fine dress under the street lamps. She even looked numb. Name was Thaís. At the hotel with the TV on. Money first. I sucked on her tits as she touched my dick. It got hard enough. She put a condom on it and gave me a very good suck off for a while. We did it doggy. It was a single bed. God knows why. She was too tall. She could not open her legs more. No space. I was climbing into her ass. Her dick was limp. She was silent. Maybe the TV was too loud. She smiled after I came. Asked if I was feeeling better. Sure thing!

good girl with fake blue eyes

Long black hair and fake blue eyes. Mirella was a great fuck. You know that come on that sounds fake but maybe not quite. I'm sure that all that she was really so wild about was my money. Mostly. Anyway. I sucked her tits. I wrapped my dick in rubber. We did it missionary style. Sort of. Her legs were on my shoulders. I came without ejaculating. As I usually do. She asked me to please please hold her hard cock. Nice. But I didn't really want to stroke it or suck it. She pleaded some more. Played upset as I moved to get my clothes. Then she gave up and smiled even more. Good girl. [Date: Jan 10 2010. Intercepted: Jan 14 2010]

happy to be the top

I was really out of it. God bless vodka or whatever. And then I saw her under the street lights. She was paler than me. Brown curly hair. She looked like she was not really in the mood. I looked like a drunk stupor. Cab to hotel. Big bed. Dirty sheets. One spot looked like crap. As I was taking my shorts off I saw my previous fart was wet. Oh, shit. Literally. I went to the bathroom. Anything wrong? I said I was just cleaning my cock's head. To avoid the taste of piss. She said she would not taste it anyway. She was gonna use a condom to suck me. Sounded wise. She gave me a handjob. She wrapped me tool. It looked like something that needed a circumcision very badly. With rubber all over it. But I felt it all. Oh, yes! I fucked her doggy style. She went into this "give it to me" speech. I loved her effort. I came twice without ejaculating. She gave up waiting for me to ejaculate. I felt oh so fine. Said her name was Jennifer. Her dick was too big soft for me to want to see it hard. Really. I was happy to be the top.

not ejaculating is great fun

She said her name was Rafaella. She looked like a Britpop singer. With long hair. Black or brown. And a suntan. I looked drunk. Taxi to her pad. Money in advance. Was I sure I had money to take a cab home? I said I was OK to take a bus. She sucked my dick with a nervous mouth and hand. She felt like she was either getting it up or giving some of my money back. It felt good. And her ass was simply delicious. I told her so as I went in and out of her. But I could not ejaculate. I came three times. Not a single drop of milk. Was I OK? Sure thing! Chat a while. Said I was the bee's knees. So was she, I said. Bye! Never saw her dick.

land where nothing was past

When I died last week I went to a land where nothing was past. Because all people there remembered every single thing about everything past present and future. They were all laid down on their couches. Staring at the stars overhead with eyes that looked dead. Some explained to me this was an illusion of my mind. I was too used to see only the present time. They were actually floating at various speeds at all the dimensions that they wanted to be all at once. I came back from my death with a smile on my face. The nurse told me I was singing in the middle of my anaesthetic stupor. Neither of us could identify the song.

Morto e Esquecido

Morto e esquecido
Meu bom amigo
Seja famoso
Ou desconhecido
Muito em breve
Ou bem mais tarde

Eu te desejo
Uma morte feliz
E uma vida leve
Pois vai estar

Morto e esquecido
Muito em breve
Ou bem mais tarde
Seja famoso
Ou desconhecido
Meu bom amigo

when a hen loves a woman

What you want is here says the world and it is sort of true but then again you gotta be sure about yourself otherwise you can get pretty lost because really it is so very easy to destroy yourself too soon I don't know. I guess it is pretty hard to tell and pretty much a gamble because some people drink like maniacs and still live to be quite old of age and some others are very careful about their food and health and then get sick anyway or hit by a car. Truth is you better do what you like and try to have some fun every single day even if not all the time because all you really have is your inner dream of happiness to see you through this crazy life even if you have friends and some special person or whatever because life is pretty weird as it normally goes and even when a hen loves a woman it only goes to show.