Sunday, July 13, 2008

do not try this at home

- I just saw a documentary on GNT about penis enlargement! One of the guys in it is a former porn actor whose penis is so big, it looks like he has three huge balls! I mean: the three of them together looked almost as big as a soccer ball! He cannot have sex with it! Not even oral sex! He cannot take a piss standing up, because it will spray all over! He says he likes it like that! He is beyond sex, I guess! One of the freakiest celibates in the planet, man! And he is so open about it he showed it on camera! He looked very happy to be displaying his goods!
- I saw it, too! He's a BIG show-off, and I like it, man!

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