Tuesday, July 29, 2008

the way around the dry law

- What can I do about the Dry Law on driving in Brazil?
- That's easy! Always drink orange juice, or coffee, or whatever picks you up. All day long. Drink vodka, and always have some chewing gum to chew on right after drinking.
- That' all?
- One more thing: never drive again, EVER!

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