Friday, September 26, 2008

menstrual blood

- Actually, one could say that I'm kind of lucky to be alive, really. Back in 1985, I was one of those idiots that thought that AIDS was simply NOT going to hit many heterosexuals, so--
- Wait! You were het back then?
- Yep! And I went as far as slurping some menstrual blood while going down on a woman. It happened more than twice!
- My God! How could you d--
- Shut up! Everybody knows Brian uses your tongue as toilet paper!
- But he's VEGAN!

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