Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I'm a coward

- We can beat the Big Bad Guys if we stick together!
- I'm a coward! Call me again when you are a Big Angry Mob! Then I'll simply have no other choice but join in! I promisse!
- We might not want you then!
- Fine! I'm ready to die for my cowardice, if it's the only choice I have!
- But you have the choice to join us NOW!
- I was talking about a GOOD choice!
- You're useless! Why don't you kill yourself?
- I know where you live, but can't fly a plane! I'm joking! I just think suicide is kinda gross, you know? Blue face and/or blood all over the carpet and stuff!
- I should kill you now!
- I hope your lawyer is really good! And I hope you're a real fast runner!

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