Wednesday, September 10, 2008

that experience

- You mean gaydar.
- No, I mean adar. That's the intuitive ability some people have to feel that someone is staring at his or her ass! Like a radar! He or she just turns around and looks at you, for no conceivable reason! No mirrors, no nothing, man! I can't believe you've never had that experience!
- Well, I am not an ass man at all.
- Oh. What are you, then? A tit man?
- A little finger man, actually.

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