Monday, November 10, 2008

when you drink

- When you drink, you go back to being a little child!
- I had a boyfriend like that once! Trouble was, he used to beat up his kindergarten buddies! One day I got tired of being beaten up, so I drugged him, and tied and gagged him up, and woke him up, and raped his ass and came inside without using a condom, and told him I had AIDS, and left him for good!
- You have AIDS?
- No! But I thought that woud scare him out of my life! I was right!

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