Saturday, November 25, 2006

I love greenpricks

The Dadapop Center for Displease Control warns you: unbelievably high doses of caffeine can give you the shakes, and even kill your sorry ass, so TAKE IT EASY!

Wake up! The planet is already fucked up way beyond salvation! Sure, I'm all for clean cars and a cleaner environment, and sustainable whatever, but that's only because I want to suck some ecofreak cock. You know who I'm talking about. Those guys that look so het and righteous, but are really dying for another guy to give them their first good head, because their wives are so stuck up with new age paranoia they never learned to appreciate a nice piece of man sausage.

Then I saw her mace
Now I'm a cum eater
Quite a trace
Of spunk in my mouth

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