Tuesday, October 03, 2006

democracy is funny as heaven!

Democracy means having to take it when others make cruel fun of your dearest beliefs, and being free to ridicule theirs just as well.

Test you democracy right now: make a tasteless joke about your president's mother's sexuality!
Just keep in mind that your lawyer loves you!

Love your parents, but do it using condoms!

I had this dream about the future. The Pope was on TV telling people to relax, because orgasming with a vibrator up one's ass was not a sin! In fact, it was as sacred as a same-sex act between consenting adults! Me and my boyfriend were drunk with esoteric enthusiasm!

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