doing butchy carpet munchers in the caboose

Butch lesbians like it in the ass nice and deep. Not all of them, but that's OK. There must be some 6 hundred thousand butch lesbians in this planet, and that's more than enough for a lifetime of dicking lesbians in the ass, thank you. I don't mind if only 6 thousand of them are into it. I can smell them from miles away. They sure look tough, those girls. But they really are just like those macho guys who secretly hunger for a nice thick fuckstick up their chocolate tunnel. It only takes a couple of drinks on the right occasion. Maybe a certain song. Sometimes, all you need is the right conversation routine. And I know all about it. I was born into it. First time I did it, I was 12, and she was 36. My mother was her best friend, and accepted her for what she was, and would have a stroke if she ever knew. But she won't. That's the best thing about these girls: they won't tell a soul. Too much to loose. Because they come back for more. Yeah, I'm that good at buttfucking. So they will keep it a secret. OK, there was one that wasn't that OK about it. She got confused. But that was fine: no one believed her, when I denied the whole thing. She was off her meds, anyway. That's my wife's favorite story.