Tuesday, September 02, 2008

plastic bag

- Pee on my face!
- But your clothes are very expensive! Shouldn't you take them off?
- That's part of my humiliation kick, you moron!
- Oh! Sorry!
- I can't believe this fetish service! Weren't you instructed about this? Have you no experience?
- Well, you see: the Pee Guy was sick. I'm the Sperm Document Guy, actually.
- What do you do?
- I make people take their clothes off and sit behind a desk, with some important document on the table. Then I shoot my load on the document, crumple it, and put it in a plastic bag and leave the room.
- This could work! Let's do it!
- Yes, Sir!

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