She looked like a woman

She looked like a woman. Really. You know those streetwalkers with tight trousers and big asses and huge tits inside very slim tops? That was her. With hair just the shade of blond that made me stop and stare. With bangs and a wide warm smile. Really warm. She was perfect. I asked her the price of her time and off we went to the nearby hotel. I sucked on those delicious big tits until my cock was hard as rock. Put the condom on and gave it to her doggy for a while. Then I made her lie face down to really really give it to her nice and deep and she was moaning these different moans and squeezing my dick in four or five different ways like she was either eager to see me cum very fast or enjoying it like crazy like one that gets a kick out of her sex working and either way it made me hotter and hotter this milking of my cock that went on and on until it subsided just a little like she gave up or was almost totally spent and then I felt it rising like my dick was going to shoot forth the mighty cosmic ecstatic prophesy and then I felt the warm and chilly shockwave coming from my balls right into my belly and spine and suddenly I was dancing a little harder and lighter inside her ass and it just felt oh so right oh please oh yes you bitch you good girl you lovely lovely thing GIVE YOUR ASS TO MEEEEEEEEEE! It felt like I was waving to the beat of one of those sufi dance trance music or something except there was no music except maybe the soundtrack of the porn movie on the TV and it was just too much for me and I just had to cry out in absolute pleasure I just had to take it out of her ass and rest a little bit and tell her she was hot and she just smiled sweetly and said almost nothing as we got dressed and I gave her price to her I just wanted to pray the gods protected her and I think I did and maybe at that time I even believed in prayer yeah that was a time I was sometimes so happy that I could even believe the gods were listening and really did care.

Not in

Who the fuck was gonna go to a party so early that the sun had just gone down? Me. I needed to work early the next morning. I arrived drunk. Not many people inside. Got myself some booze and went to the bathroom just to check if it was at the same place 'cause I never went there for about a year and I noticed there wasn't any sign on the door to say it was the man's restroom and it was the same with the other one so I asked this woman that was with her boyfriend or gayfriend or whoever fuck he was if they were showing up recently 'cause I thought the restrooms used to have some sign or something on the door and she said no it was always like that and I said OK and went away thinking she might be wrong like she looked too young to be coming to the place for too long like maybe she was just 18 really and she was so deadpan like I was weird I said nothing but I thought you assholes are so stuck with your cooler than thou crappy style that even a nerd like me gets you scared I bet you idiots would easily fall for a true psycho 'cause you would think the guy was the coolest and not creepy at all and you would trust him and that would be your sorry end or maybe you are asexual but are not OK with it so you hate other people like those stupid gays that hate nice bi people instead of shuting the fuck up and go suck some cock and let other people be whatever they are anyway I got some booze and went dancing alone I mean there was no one at all on the dancefloor like they needed some kind of permission to let loose so I danced for about forty minutes and got another shot of booze and danced like thirty minutes more and I figured that was the place to dance and nothing else if I wanted sex I should go to the whorehouse for I clearly was out even in that stupid wannabe underground club I mean the music was OK and the kids were probably just your average neurotic but I mean if people were no less idiotic than me and some might even be a little more stupid I was sorry but I really didn't care if some comet was going to destroy our planet 'cause we were just a bunch of egomaniac idiots so if we died and reincarnation was true we might evolve a bit eventually and if God did not exist then we were just a bunch of useless assholes and the death of all humans would probably even help the Universe improve so I just went home to jerk off and fall asleep and dream of a better world that I would probably never see come true. Not in this life.

Someone so nice

Too drunk maybe. I chat up some girls until I found one that was up for taking it in the ass but the truth was I was probably too drunk I just wasn't hard enough for anal sex but you know what I was feeling so good around her I just enjoyed the talking and licked her pussy and then fucked her pussy and just forgot all about fucking her ass 'cause her pussy was so hot I just wanted to lick it and fuck it over and over she was forty and hot as hell wow I just felt lucky to have met her and then I ate a sandwich at a late night snack bar and then I felt stronger and then I met this tranny I thought would take it in the ass real good but she was scared in bed like my dick was too big yeah OK I knew the part she was playing or maybe she was for real and thought my dick really was too big whatever so I just put my clothes back on here's your money thank you and I went looking for someone else and then suddenly I just decided I just wanted a warm hole in someone nice like ass or pussy I didn't care I just wanted to feel good like not cheated like feel great like the woman I had fucked before made me feel you know like a fair deal like I was liked enough you know like something that at least feels good I was just probably too drunk and emotional or whatever I just wanted someone who could at least make me feel welcome and the first woman was out of question she was probably going home with the money I gave her may the gods bless the old girl she treated me real fine so I was wandering and then I saw this young woman and something inside me just told me to go ahead and so I did and thank the gods 'cause she was really sweet and she gave me good head and her pussy just felt like home for my dick oh boy how I needed to feel this going home thing I just came real hard and sweet up her pussy and then we talked a while she had plans for her future I did not have plans myself but I was really truly happy for her I really thought that it was good that if not me at least someone so nice had plans for the future.

Estou ciente e desejo continuar

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Sexy amputee

Eu sou tarado
Por uma muleta
Eu quero comer
Uma puta perneta

Eu quero comer
Uma puta perneta
Botar no cu
Em vez da buceta

Stepped into

Stepped into the whore bar. I was talking the real thing like telling what I really wanted was anal sex but the girls were not into it except the fifth one was a black chubby hot mama said she was up to it but it was a lie but it was OK I fucked her pussy and sucked on her big black tits and said OK I know you won't take it the ass and of course she pretended she would like in a minute or two just take it easy but I just went back and before I reached the bar I saw this hot slim blond and told her my thing and she said she was a tranny and I said no problem I just want to fuck some ass and she was all for it and so we went and her ass was so fucking hot I just kept going in and out and in and it felt so hot and crazy I just went on and on and on and on right into her hot tight hole and it just drove me crazy like I want to come in your ass are you gonna give this hot ass to me you beautiful wonderful good girl oh give your ass to me you bitch my love you are the best ass in Rio I love your ass yes please are you gonna give that ass to me yes you bitch my lovely you whore I love your ass I am gonna cum up your ass you sweet little beautiful bitch yes oh yeaaaaaah! And so I was so dazed after I came that I think I payed like three times what she asked and only noticed it after I was almost home it was fine really her ass was worth three times the price oh baby!

Carnaval in Rio 2011

- So how was Carnaval?
- Fun like when I was young!
- Followed all the blocos?
- No. Watched late TV hoping to see almost naked women!

Said he liked

Forgot where my car was so fuck it I mean the traffic was probably gonna be hell with all this Rio Mardi Gras whatever going on so I walked to the place and the drumming was good but I could not find any hard liquor being sold but then I remembered a friend of mine was living nearby he had this pocket bottle of booze that was mine you know the ones that are flat and it was full of booze I knew he wouldn't touch it 'cause he had lots of the stuff in big bottles but he was just tired and I knew he did not want to see anyone on this last Carnival day in Rio but still I found a pay phone and tried and it was hopeless and I got a little mad at him for not answering the phone but then again I knew he was my friend precisely because I was a bit of a loner just like him you know sometimes I just want to be alone for some time and it was too bad this time 'cause I didn't wanna talk I just wanted to grab my bottle and vanish back into the street party but he was not going to pick up the phone so I just slammed the receiver back into the pay phone and swallowed what little booze I had left and went home walking and then this black guy stopped me to ask where the party was and I told him the way and he said OK but why are you leaving and I said my booze was gone and he said maybe we can get some more at a nearby hotel and only then I noticed that he was kinda staring at me and smiling so I said sure let's go I knew a hotel on a side street that was cool with gay people so we went and got a room and a bottle of scotch and his cock was as big as the strawberry condom I put over it and he came hard in my mouth saying he loved his white bitch and then we took a shower and he washed me and started fingering my ass and I said you better get four fingers inside if you want me to take that big thing you have and so he did one by one and when the fourth finger went in I was going crazy so I said let's get out of this shower please I need your cock in my ass right now and he said he wanted another big kiss from his white bitch before giving it to me and he held me tight he didn't care my dick was hard against his belly he just kissed me a long time while massaging my buttocks and then he said let's get dry and get this up your ass and I said I wanted to lay face down but he said I was his bitch and he was gonna fuck me doggy style for a while and so he did and then I went face down and he was whispering all sorts of dirty names into my ear as he pounded my ass I was screaming and shaking with pleasure and saying oh give it to me harder and after a long while I was just panting and sobbing and saying that I loved him you know all this crazy stuff you say when you are really getting your brains fucked out and then he stopped and said it was time for me to take it doggy again and jerk off and soil the sheet with my spunk as he fucked my ass hard and I asked him to please please jerk me of a little as he pounded my ass and he said OK and my hard dick felt small his hand was so big he wanked me a long long time and all the while moving his dick in and out and around the inside of my ass until I said I was going to cum and he said cum for me and squeezed my dick a little harder and I let out a series of yelps as my cum flew down into the sheets like his dick was pumping it through my ass and out my cock and then I collapsed and he never took his dick out of my ass he just went back to whispering in my ear how I was a bad boy and how I was his little white bitch for that night and how he was gonna use my ass to his heart content and how he liked his little white bitch and my tight little white ass and then he went on moaning words I could not understand and with a series of grunts he shoot his load all the way up my quivering ass and we held still for a couple of seconds afterwards and then I got his dick out and turned around to embrace him and he rolled up and faced the ceiling with distant eyes for a second but I was busy staring at the ball of cum at the tip of his condom and then he kissed me again and said he had to go home to his wife but that he wanted to rest a little bit holding his little white bitch for a while if it was OK and I almost cried 'cause he was one of the most gentle one night stands I had ever had and I said nothing I just smiled and kissed his cheek and then we frenched some more and he said he liked the way I kissed.

So lucky

- All we can tell you for now is that you were walking down a street when a bullet hit you through the chest. You just had a couple of seconds to see that you were dying and now you are here. You are safe and this is not a test. We are just asking you to tell us, if you want to, about your life. Short or long story, you decide. Tell us what you think is important to let people know about your life. Or what you feel you must tell someone. Even just one word, if you feel it is the best way to tell your story.
- OK. Well, I was Brazilian. I used to like best English and History at school. I was over thirty when the 9/11 attacks happened. I saw the news on TV and thought right away that the whole world was in deep trouble. But eventually I gave up worrying about a society that just seemed to be a huge machine that killed people for money, either slowly or very fast. I didn't feel that there was something I could do except write some fiction that never would be published by the big shots and get drunk when I was not working at some office and that was it. Of course I fell in love with some women and men. Most people do. I hope they have mostly good memories of me. I guess I was lucky to get that much love. Some do not seem to get any. Not even some nice meaningless sex for a change. I can't say I understand the reason behind all this suffering. God knows I wish I did. I don't know why I was so lucky. I want to thank whoever it was that gave me such a lucky life. Face to face, if I may.

Really sincerely

- The problem is so many people show up for this Street Carnival and the bands are not amplified loud enough to be heard beyond a block so it ends up a tea party with people wearing costumes! You can't hear or see the band properly unless you get inside the mosh and the mosh is really not my thing anymore!
- You don't get it! Nine out of ten people are not here for the music!
- So why don't the idiots go straight to a brothel and get some ass or cock or whatever they really want and get the fuck off our Street Parties?!
- They want to hang around and believe themselves to be too hot for the others before they do it! And some are really sincerely looking for true love! Some are even looking for no-nonsense free sex!
- Let's go find some sex workers!
- Right on!

He paused a little

Me and this other guy from school went to see this movie. I was going to be ten in a few months but had to say I was alredy ten or the man would not have let me in. I probably looked eight but I suppose he figured my money was good and if I had the courage to lie just like that about my age without even blinking then I would not be scared by a giant gorilla fighting airplanes on top of two very tall buildings. I remember very well there was this close up of this huge cylindrical trunk going into a couple of wood circles in order to lock the white woman outside the savage village and leave her there for the big monkey. I told my older friend to look at that big trunk sliding into those circles and see if it reminded him of something and sure enough he paused a little and said it looked like a cock going into an ass and he was surprised and I was very happy that I noticed it first. I remember the woman screamed in terror and passed out as the big gorilla reached his hand to pick her up.

I crashed the car but no one was hurt

I crashed the car but no one was hurt and no one was there to see so I just left the useless piece of metal there and went on looking for another drink and found this bar and the women were friendly I quickly realised they were hookers so I told this hot one my dick was kinda on the bigger side and I wanted to fuck her ass she said OK if I fucked her pussy first to get her real hot and ready no problem her pussy was hot doggy style but soon I realised she was hoping I would come up her pussy and forget about her ass and I said you got your money thank you goodbye I'm gonna look for another girl and the other one I found heard this story and said she actually liked it up the ass and that my dick was not too big it was nice I said she was a good actress we laughed a lot and I fucked her ass a long time and then she asked me if I wanted some pussy sure why not and in a little while she smiled and called me a perv said she knew I wanted some more ass and I sure did and she went face down again and that was so beautiful her skin so much darker than mine and her hands opening those delicious cheeks for me to get all the way in oh man she was a priceless one even though she did have a price and was well worth it.

Yeah it is completely fucked the title code you

know so fuck it all who cares about all this kiss my ass yeah I hope you are having fun taking my dick up your ass you bitch I love you so much give your ass to me you cocksucking whore I love you I love you I love you you dirty whitey ashkenazy bitch I'm COMING YES I LOVE YOUR ASS YOU BITCH YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

EAT MY CUM AND

LIVE FOREVER

Give a

-Hey! What a surprise! Nice to meet you! You know I gotta tell you something! I know that you think you are shit but you are actually really special and you wanna know why? You were the last human being ever that I really tried to be monogamous with! Really! Nowadays I just say fuck monogamy I don't give a fuck for it if it doesn't happen naturally you know like without any planning involved! Otherwise I just say it is an artificially created idiot religion that just serves to control people by limiting their sexual pleasure so fuck off and die you stupid idiots if you can't see you are being fooled and if you are the ones using this crap ideal to control others I just hope you get horrible death in return you stupid mean asshole bastards! That said just fuck off and enjoy your life while you can you digital moronic weirdos and may the gods be merciful of your stupid asses!
- That is SO hot!

Society kills everybody and

savagery kills even faster

BITTER DRINK SWEET LIFE

not in

Then I knew I was in Cosmic Joke again. Cosmic Joke in my mind was the Candid Camera the spirits watched to see the living do idiotic stuff like I was doing that day. It all made sense on theory, of course. I left the office building and felt like a walk why not I just knew there was not going to be any messages on my answering machine it almost never happened so what was the hurry to get home where I could be reached by phone but wouldn't get any calls and also the traffic was heavy so I decided to walk for maybe half the way to my place if I was really into it and then I was walking all the way home and then I noticed I was near her job and it made sense too because it was the safest street it was already dark but I was worried I would bump into her and she would feel I was stalking her OK I was on the other side of the street and there was the building and sure enough there was someone looked just like her and two other girls going out the front door to get a sandwich 'cause they worked really late and I just looked straight ahead and never looked back I was scared into auto-pilot thank God I just went on without looking back I knew she didn't hate me but I felt she didn't want to see me again not in a long long long time. So I stopped a few blocks down the way to get some eat and then I went straight home to drink until I passed out in such a stupor I could almost believe in God but not in any church no I was too happy for that mind control crap I just drifted into a dream of some kind of Heaven where women were not easily offended by my clueless talk.

Sad or numb or something

- Read this aloud.
- Next time I met her we were standing in line for that same party only this time we were not boyfriend and girlfriend anymore and I couldn't believe how strange it was to look at her some girls are like that after you break up you just have no idea every time you meet them it is a surprise you really really can't predict your reaction I mean I like her and hope she meets someone right for her better than me I was way too unstable I don't know her whole story but I can guess she met one or two very abusive guys she can't deal with freaks like me she gets scared she will get beat up or maybe just weirded out by too strange behaviour she was right I was going to be too weird and maybe unfaithful which I don't mind but she did and once I screamed at her she would never admit it but I was there and I just know she mistakenly thought I was on the verge of punching her I never did that to a girlfriend I am not like that but we were together for maybe two or three weeks how could she be sure I understand that maybe that was when she started having doubts and eventually dumped me because she felt that maybe I was a bit too crazy to handle I just hope she is fine and I actually would prefer not to meet her for some time because every single time it was at least a little bit weird like something you know it can't work but all the same you feel sad or numb or something anything but OK so it is best for me not to talk to her for some time not even online.
- So? What do you think?
- Don't put this stuff online, man! She might get paranoid!
- It is already on. Let's pray she is too busy to read it. I really want her to be happy even if it means never being allowed to talk to her again.
- Don't get so dramatic, man.

Before the Easter Offensive

We had never heard of Gay Pride. We knew the Yankees were fighting the Commies in this place called Viet Nam or something but mostly we cared for my new red Monark 1972 bicycle for a couple of weeks right after hot as Hell Christmas 1971 below the Equator. Then one day we were out on the street after Lunch and people were just doing the siesta it was so damn hot only crazy restless kids like the two of us were out if the Commies or the Apache should make a surprise strike there would only be the two of us sheriffs to hold them back until the 7th of Cavalry would save us all from being burned at the stake or something we were in such a daze and it was so hot we considered doing something about our shorts maybe take them off and go around naked no that would mean big trouble if somebody's mother or sister saw us from a window we just rolled up the back of our shorts into some sort of primitive G string bikini thing we felt really brave like we were the sheriffs so we could look like sissies because everybody knew we were the good and brave protectors of the law and the good people and maybe even the sissies if they were not robbing banks or horses they were good people and as long as good people stayed together there would be no way the Commies or the Indians or the Bad Guys could win and every good person would get to do his or her job and get their fair money so everybody would be happy forever.

I understand

Idea for story: drunk guy looking for a tranny finds one with short blond hair and big tits and an awesome ass. He comes like crazy up her ass while holding those delicious big tits. Then she says they did it before like one year before on that same hotel room. He looks again and actually believes he remembers her. He is quite elated and tells her she is even hotter than she was one year before new haircut and all. He goes to a bar afterwards for one last shot of whisky. He stops at a fast food joint on his way home to get some burger and fries to go. Next day he wakes up to find the untouched burger and one big Coke on the fridge. He figures he was slurring so bad that the cashier heard big Coke instead of big fries. Only in Rio. Maybe also in other big cities where people speak portuguese. I understand the moaning is quite similar wherever you are.

Enjoy it

- Yeah I like it people don't die anymore they just move into some cooler social network and vanish from you and your old tired network and I can live with that I know some people did die but I can be happy with this dream that they either went to Heaven or some cooler social networking place on the web and are all right no need to worry that they might be destroyed no I have been brainwashed by the Catholic Church so I can hardly believe that anybody gets destroyed I just think that everybody goes to Heaven 'cause I can't belive a loving God would let a place like Hell even exist I can't believe in Hell except maybe right here in this crazy planet whatever get drunk and enjoy it while you can!
- Oh, give it to me! YEAH!

Reasonable thinking

She gets home twitching. Brazil is number one in speed use. Get skinny or get high or both whatever this fucking society is a personkiller so you might as well surrender to the Health Nazis who will kill you with guilt and low pay jobs if you don't get skinny enough to comply with their health standards tabs yeah fuck it she says I'm gonna get drunk otherwise I can't sleep I'm so fucking wired I should just go out and try to meet some hot woman for fucking Chrissake I need some booze to get mellow enough to really enjoy the action I don't know they told me Jesus loves me when I was a kid but I find it hard to believe that Jesus would send me to Hell forever just because I am a woman who likes to tongue some pussy I mean who the fuck am I hurting don't give me that shit about breeding when there are thousands maybe millions of orphans in the world and people must get pregnant fuck off why do you need a kid that looks just like you only to get killed by the starving orphans you could have helped but did not because you are so full of yourself you need a kid looks just like you like your face is so special no way even if you are an astounding beauty that only means you look like some astounding beauty from the past sorry to inform you that you are not that special yeah I would think you were a little more special if you would get out of this egomaniac trance and adopt someone but don't let my reasonable thinking stop you from going your moronic asshole way if you must oh I know I am not perfect either but I do feel that I am a little better than you in that if I wanted to raise someone I would adopt and give a chance to some unlucky kid yeah really you don't like what I think of you too bad that's freedom of speech you idiot everybody can say their stuff so fuck off!

Agnostic prayer

Dear Whoever in Heaven, if you really are there, please protect me from the people who just want me to be my true self and lead a happier life.

More like

- Do you have something against consumerism?
- Well, if you must consume yourself, suit yourself.
- You think you are pretty funny, don't you?
- I don't think that much, actually.
- A right clown, you are.
- More like center.

Simple plan

Make them sad or scared and they will buy more stuff.

Here in Rio de Janeiro

Aqui no Rio de Janeiro
Carnaval o ano inteiro
Pra onde tu olhar
Tem mais um pandeiro

bullshit translator

The warriors from planet Dahell were known to kill themselves when defeated, instead of surrendering, in order to die with honor.
Translates as: they knew they were gonna get fucked in the ass if they surrendered, so they killed themselves.

Rio mad bop two thousand eleven

Life will laugh at all your dreams
Then it will kill you
So get fun and pleasure screams
Before it is all past you

Rio blues two thousand eleven

Primeiro a vida ri dos teus sonhos
Depois ela te mata
Aproveite os prazeres mais loucos
Tudo logo acaba

Right after

eIt was not that he did not have the money. OK, he could not afford the comics. And it was summertime and he had no ventilator because he cut the cord of the one he had to use it to hang himself and then found out there was simply no place in the damn apartment to hang the cord from and he didn't want to go out looking for a tree he was shy he gave up the idiot could not even be brave enough to kill himself out in the street as a big Fuck You Goodbye to the universe and so there he was with a cordless ventilator which was a good thing for it was old and whinny and he eventually threw it away and had no money to get another one fuck it he was gonna read everything inside the book shop for free fuck them for having such a nice carpet where you can sit down and read the whole damn book shop when you only work like four hours a day for not much money fuck this system where you gotta work eight hours five days every week and even then your pay can be too small and nobody cares because you don't have enough money for them to care about you so fuck it all he was gonna read all the comics he could get his hands on for free and then go back and see if there were any phone messages but there were none the bitch said she would call and then of course she vanished for the whole damn weekend he could not belive how stupid he was for loving someone who clearly loved him but also clearly was not capable of being reliable when he needed it the most what the fuck was he complaining about at least she had a good job and did nost pester him for cash but her good job was fucking up her brain so she just forgot to call or whatever the fuck it was he did not care anymore he was pissed and would stay that way until she called at last and then of course he would be the happy idiot so very happy to hear from her maybe not maybe this time he would tell her to fuck off and shove her absent mind love up her ass fuck off my life you stupid useless egotistic snotty cow fuck you get the fuck out of my life who need this waiting I don't give a shit if you can't deal with your work or social life or whatever keeps you from taking a minute to leave a message in my answering machine instead of leaving me waiting in hell you heartless bitch I wish I would just die and leave you sick with guilt I love you so much it must be a disease this can't be healthy he was thinking and then he gave up thinking and dived into the comics and thanked the gods for the air conditioning in the book shop and when he went home to eat something out of the fridge he passed this unbelieveable reader she was taller than him and looked japanese and had a big ass he simply could not talk to the woman she was so beautiful he just went home and drank a big double shot of whiskie and passed out right after wanking.

Disbelief or dismay

The barbecue went into the night. We boys strayed into a secluded place in the woods. Took our dicks off to masturbate and show each other how big they were. I was small in stature. Looked younger than I was. So my dick was obviously the biggest by far. We were just a bunch of boys with almost no hair in our legs. I can still see the look of disbelief or dismay in some of their faces.

Jealous people deserve to get

cheated on

Ciumento merece ser

chifrado

shut up and write

Lonely? Write. Sad? Write. Suicidal? Write? Mass murderous? Write? Mutilation dreams? Write. Horrific psychotic sex fantasies? Write. Bored to death and endless afterlife? Write. Numb? Write. Vaguely sympathetic? Write. Strangely upset? Write. Absurdly annoyed? Write. Needing to talk about it? Write. Weirdly happy? Write. Feeling like dancing without music? Write. Very enthused for no reason? Write. In dire need to tell someone? Write. Absolutely ecstatic? Write. Really. Just shut the fuck up and dance. Then write.

divine sale

- Can't say I believe in God. I just pray automatically when I face great danger.
- You believe in God. You just don't believe in religious systems. Good for you. Most churches just want to sell you guilt and shame at absurdly high prices.

Title is

Grab my tits and fuck my ass!

Common cold ecstasy

Make music with mostly coughing sounds. Call it Common Cold Ecstasy.

Yeah it was me I shot them bastards

Yeah it was me I shot them bastards
Aimed it right between the eyes
They were rude and robbing sods
We shall meet in Paradise

homeboy

Our society regards 'home' not only as a place of rest from the
outside world, but also as a means of self-expression. It is a place
that we may decorate as we please, and keep as neat as we choose to.
If we live alone, that is. Dividing a home with someone else might
raise questions about how clean is clean enough, and which ornament
gets the spotlight. Some people worry so much about keeping their
place tidy that they verge on neurosis. Or so think the others.
Talking about it and reaching some form of compromise might help. It
is suggested that learning to leave clothes on the floor overnight
might help to ease the stress. Maybe if the other person moves objects
a little bit every day, the tidier one can slowly begin to accept that
complete control is impossible and unnecessary. Failing to reach an
agreement is not an option, if the people involved want a healthy
relationship.

not even my mother

The gods must be joking. The first woman I saw naked other than my mother I don't remember well except she was blond and we were pretty young like four or something and we just locked ourselves up in the garage and showed each other our things and they were looking for us and we just pretended we were hiding just for the fun of it and the adults pretended they believed us. Next time I saw a naked woman I was going to fuck her but she said she couldn't and I believed she was trying to avoid pregnancy because we were both nineteen or something but when I did fuck her a few days later there was blood and I asked her if she was sure she wasn't a virgin and she said she was sure and of course I later realised she was menstruating and I was an idiot. I fell in love with her but she said that was only because she was my first one. I felt really sad but later found it really nice of her not to fool me. I'd believe her lies. I was that much foolish. Then there was this communist skinhead girl with big tits and a really hot ass and a boyfriend who met me on the street the next morning and I thought he was going to kill me on the spot but he just invited me to go back and have breakfast with him and her and we just pretended I had not fucked her ass minutes earlier and I still don't know today what was he thinking maybe he was a true anarchist and didn't give a shit about monogamy. I went away on vacation and was foolish enough to think she would want to see me again when I didn't even phone her for weeks but when I came back she was just cold and I was sad but then again I figured it took me nineteen years to find a woman who would fuck me must mean I'm not that great or maybe I am too ugly I mean not even my mother thinks I am beautiful and I know this 'cause she was foolish enough to hint at it in my face and my father was foolish enough to tell her not to say a thing like that in front of the boy and so even though I still love my parents I must say this must be a joke or maybe my mother is crazy about ugly guys because my father looks a lot like me and much older what the fuck! Then there was this social democrat something woman who loved me for some six years but it was maybe too late for eventually she gave up I was already too crazy and what can I say? OK for you to think I'm crazy just leave me be and I won't cause you any trouble except maybe fuck your wife when you're away but if that upsets you I guess you are a crazy idiot because the real scandal is little kids getting hit by firebombs and surviving to lead a fucked up life. I am not mentioning the girls I only fucked once or twice without ever believing they loved me sorry girls I must be a great idiot so fucking what I'm gonna keep boozing and fucking for as long as I can and hopefully laugh at my weird luck I am not saying I have no luck but it does feel pretty weird sometimes. Then there was this lesbian who can't really be a total lesbian or she would not have had an orgasm with her panties on just by rocking up and down my shaft yeah I wanted to stick it up her but this lesbian shit was good I was so in love with her which was stupid because she might be a very fine lady today but she was just another stuck up egomaniac young woman and I can tell because I am a bit of an egomaniac myself for sure I mean even my fucking parents love me just because I am usually good with my manners which means I don't understand a fucking thing when people find me pretty interesting and even hot as hell oh I know different people have different tastes but I feel kinda weird. Anyway I just went dancing for an year or so no sex and then oh forget about it I just will end the story here no I am not dating anyone or having any serious relationship and I am really not even trying anymore the last time I really cared to try to be monogamous it was with this girl that was so hot and I loved her so but she just sent me away and I realised it is very difficult for anybody to meet someone who fucks the same number of times per month so yeah we didn't want it the same number of times and was either betrayal or one of us would say I quit and she was the first to say it and I said I was also feeling things were getting weird which was a mistake I should have asked her why but instead I just looked like a cold bastard or a crazy idiot I don't know I just hope she is doing fine I know I was the wrong guy for her for reasons I won't discuss except maybe say my madness wasn't doing her good I think. And then there was the sad mod girl. I was just fooling around with lots of people and I told her even my love for her was not going to make me stop for I did not believe in monogamy anymore except when it just happened out of the blue she said OK but eventually it was not OK for her at all and I just had to say that our thing was getting way too heavy it was horrible to see someone you love break down like that I hope she is alright but I can't even think about meeting her by chance on the street it will take me a couple of years to be cool about this I still can't believe something so good went so bad. So I decide there and then to drink and fuck and take love if it shows up and the biggest joke is on me for believing this is a feasible plan with the weird heart I have I mean who the fuck was I fooling!

some gals

- Some gals and some guys are crazy like that. You just wanna tell them: hey, just because I fucked you and/or
said I loved you or just looked at you it don't mean a thing today because it was in the PAST, OK? No hate. No crazy feelings. OK? I like you but I have a life. Don't get paranoid. If I don't say it loud and clear it is because I'm NOT trying to fuck you or anything. I'm just being friendly. Don't panic. You are quite safe. Really. Now turn off the internet for a little while.
- Yes! Deeper! Yes! YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

easy monogamy

Monogamy can be easily 100% guaranteed if both partners are dead.

serious message of love

- Foi assim que eu desisti de tentar a monogamia. Se rolar monogamia, rolou. Nada contra. Inclusive nada contra as mulheres e homens que tentaram tipo usar a monogamia comigo. Ou fingiram que tentaram. Muito agradecido de verdade e sem nenhuma ironia porque eu sei que mentir por amor vale muito mais que o amor que gerou a mentira porque a verdade francamente parece uma coisa de outro planeta que desconhecemos totalmente e fingimos que sabemos pra manter aquela cara de quem sabe que a gente adora fazer pra ficar com cara de inteligente e bem-intencionado e difere totalmente da realidade que duvido que saibam qual seja inclusive eu. Se tiver brabo de entender eu explico. Todo mundo quer muito parecer superior mas somos todos um bando de babacas esnobes. Duvido que exista quem seja menos babaca que eu ou qualquer pessoa. Estou falando inclusive dos idiotas fundamentalistas que eu mataria sem pensar se me atacassem. Todo mundo no mesmo grau de babaquice que eu e todo o resto da humanidade. Desculpe informar isso. Agora vai fazer da vida o que achar melhor sem pensar no que os outros pensam e foda-se o resto.
- Why the anger? Your dick is bigger than mine, and I am on the up side of average!

decode at once

Ela Encontrou o Homem Sincero

- Minha linda, é o seguinte: nem sempre eu falo a verdade. Não vou te contar se eu tiver alguma doença grave, mesmo que seja sexualmente transmissível. Não vou te contar se eu passar o rodo na balada em homens, mulheres, travestis, e sei lá quem mais, mesmo que eu não use camisinha. Não vou comer a tua buceta se puder escolher comer a tua bunda. Não vou te contar se eu usar ou abusar da birita ou de qualquer outra coisa, mesmo que seja ilegal. E ainda por cima vou negar com a maior cara de pau qualquer prova, mesmo verdadeira, de que estou mentindo. Tá bom esse amor pra tu, meu amor?
- Tu mente mal pra caralho, hein? Quer que eu acredite nisso?

real man thing

I got in the cab. Cute driver. Like real man thing. I don't know how we ended up talking about women. He said I sounded wise. And casually asked where did I live. And I avoided the question using my talkative freak style. Told me he was not using condoms with his present woman because she was too hot for condoms or something. I told him she could get pregnant even if he took it out before shooting his load. Never told him where was my borough. Bisexuals that believed that some asses were safer than others were not my dish.

old enough

Idea for story: drunk man meets a tranny he knows walking the streets. At the hotel she shows him a film she made on her cell. Another beautiful tranny that is the new girl on the street. She says the new girl is only seventeen but don't tell a soul. OK. He fucks the old enough one in the ass and goes home in a happy daze.

not the white stuff

Idea for story: man gets drunk. Meets tranny walking the streets. At the hotel she says she has some cocaine. He says he is already too crazy. Gives her the money and goes away without sniffing or having sex. Walks around a bit looking for some other hot tranny. Gives up. Goes home and wanks before falling asleep in a drunken smiling stupor.

ASSFOOK

sugaristas radicais

- Os que zombam do Profeta Sugardaddyus serão mortos! Obrigado por me escolher para o ataque suicida! Foi porque eu sou o que mais ora?
- Não, foi porque sua futura viúva é a mais gostosa do grupo!

Onde vamos

Cada vez na arte acontece um ritual. Sempre tem o fundo que lembra o primeiro ser primitivo que pintou seu corpo ou cantou ou bateu duas pedras num ritmo que se repetia. E continuamos repetindo. Continuamos acreditando ou tentando inventar um sentido. Um lugar pra onde vamos.

Summertime Booze

Do lado de fora
De cada janela
Reina o calor

Do lado de dentro
Esquerda do centro
Tem mais um amor

Entenda quem possa
O tamanho da fossa
Imagem e cor

Sorria quem possa
Do lado de dentro
Tem mais um amor

Menino sabido

Tirei um pedacinho de meleca seca do nariz. Lembrei que estava sem lenço. Não olhei pros lados. Recoloquei cuidadosamente no nariz.

GIVE US MONEY AND YOU WILL FEEL SPECIAL

ONE PRIVATE DELUXE TOILET FOR EVERY HUMAN BEING

DRIVE SAFE IF YOU CAN'T PAY FOR EXPENSIVE FACE RECONSTRUCTION

DESVIO PARA O PENTELHO

LIKE 99% OF CONTEMPORARY ART INCLUDING THIS SHIT HERE IS BORING TO 99% OF PEOPLE

TRUTHFUL SELF-PORTRAIT

SMALL CHAT

- Hey! I only go and vote because the LAW forces me to do so, OK? So I just try and vote for the ones I hope will NOT fuck us over too much, OK? This is RIO DE JANEIRO in 2010! Deal with it!
- Easy, man! I was just trying to make some small chat before giving you head!

Preciso Cantar

Triste de chorar
Raiva de matar
Aumento o som
Preciso cantar

AUTOEROTOMANIE

STONED

OBJECTIVE

JOY OF MULTITASKING

UNEXPLAINABLE HAPPINESS

MEGACOX

TELECINEPIROCA

TELECINECU

MAKE LOVE NOT BABIES

HEAVY METAL KIDS

because they had no head

(these folks from outer space had huge smart tits and talked using their nipples)

maybe running

Received text read: Yeah I was hoping for a quick one. Maybe even a long night of doing it. But I knew she was not like that with someone she had just met. When the bar closed I was so drunk I just followed her and her female friends and got into the car of this guy who maybe had some other ideia. He just asked me where was I heading and then said that they were not going that way. OK, I said. It was a pleasure, ladies. And I jumped out of the car and walked. Found myself a tranny and had a great time fucking her ass. Then I found another tranny who was not too much in the mood. I was still wearing the condom on my limp dick from the previous fuck. That probably was not the best introduction. I threw it away. I got hard and gloved again. She said it was too big for her ass. I gave her the money and my best thank you and said I had changed my mind. Got dressed and went looking again. Saw this other tranny I knew. Greasy wavy blond hair. Not tall. It didn't matter. I knew she was the right one to take me all the way. And did she take me up her ass! Decoded to: Exame anti-doping e' o caralho! Em todas as festas e boates do Rio de Janeiro tem alguém fumando maconha, e aí eu vou fazer exame de urina e vao encontrar vestígios? Vao sifuder! - O senhor quer dizer: vão se foder? - O Senhor e' o meu pastor, e quem quiser que paste também! - O senhor quer dizer: quem quiser que paste outra? Pode ser: a casa de meu Pai tem muitas boiadas! After another decode level the text was: Fair hair blond bangs and a hot ass. That was a tranny worth the price of penetration. Then I was so drunk and happy about having fucked her ass that I decided to be more social and went for a last drink. Expensive place for young assholes. No problem with me. I knew the owners needed the money from those bastards. And I was not much better than those idiots going there to feel smart and superior to the rest. I just knew that we were a bunch of idiots all over the planet. No hard feelings. But our mass accidental suicide seemed as much a possibility as any new age of peace and love. Which was stupid and meaningless and sad. But I was drunk and going for another fuck. And got the same hot tranny for a second great time up her ass. Maybe we were running to our collective annihilation. Maybe running somewhere else. All I knew was that I was going to take my time to enjoy the ride. Awaiting results from next decode level.

pong shift

Local time 20h37. Retrieved from Channel Z. Firsthand from CQ. Ludovico Mandrake codebraking level four revealed yet another piece of nonsense erotic poetry. Could be a detour. Next level of decode up to decision time available. Hunch machine says go
for another five levels. Positive pattern chances at 51. Crude level four as follow:

[Vou Comer Teu Cu Olhando Nos Teus Olhos

Vou comer teu cu
Olhando nos teus olhos
Uma vida profunda
Com muitos portifólios]

Geared for Key West pong shift. Same time next heaven. Unless stated otherwise. Have a go.

level ongoing

First level of codebreaking result: [a drawing of one woman standing up
naked except for a sleeveless shirt. Kneeling behind her there is
another woman that sings por onde for quero te chupar while holding
the first woman's buttocks.] Second level ongoing.

bern baby bern

The place was outside the main roads that came into town. Good enough parking space for my car. They were already in the room. Tits out. Dicks growing hard inside their panties as we did some deep kissing standing up. I got down on my knees and tongued their assholes long and deep. Then I gave them head for a long while. Miss White invited me to bed. I got on top of her and we kissed harder as I pressed my chest against her huge tits and fucked her ass nice and slow. Miss Schwarz was giving me the tongue and fingers all along. Then suddenly Miss White whispered in my ear. I moaned my consent like a plea. So she held me tight. I was all the way up her ass without moving. She was contracting and relaxing her anal muscles. All I had to do was relax and feel her slowly massaging my dick. Miss Schwarz got on top of me and started fucking my ass like I was her personal fuckdoll. Sweet and slow. Then hard and fast. Then slow again. And faster again. And changing angles. This went on for a deliciously long time until the three of us were shaking and spurting like burst opened volcanos. We kissed some more. We took a long bath. We watched the flames as we burned the used condoms. Smiling like monkeys at each other.

being really beautiful

This tranny had no proper clothes for winter in Rio. A hoodie over her blouse and skirt. Talked like someone from the Brazilian North. I liked her at once. After fucking her ass we stared at the hotel room ceiling for a while. She said she was looking for info about sex change. I didn't know the first thing about the operation. She asked me to come to her street corner and tell her if I found out anything about it. I realised she probably didn't even have a phone at her pad. I tried not to think about it. The hotel room was already a bit too old and sad looking for me to try to imagine even worse places to sleep. I told her I believed we all got what we looked for. She said she was looking for a man who liked her and payed for her operation. I knew I was not the guy. I was too drunk to recall what the chat went on about. Something about the woman in the porn on the TV being really beautiful. She beamed as I thanked her again. I went home. I hoped that she would meet the right guy soon.

was only drunk

Yeah I was asking her. Are you gonna open this sweet little pussy all the way in for me? Yes. She came so hard she had to take my dick out of her pussy. Then she sucked my cock and swallowed my cum. Said she loved me. I said I loved her. Then I went home. Changed my outfit. Drank some more. Went looking for a tranny. Found a permanent smile one. I knew her. She sucked my cock with a condom over it and laid herself face down to take it up the ass. And did she do it. She took it up the ass hard and long. I came like crazy. Her beautiful smile never changed. It was freaky and sexy. I gave her the cash. I thanked her. I was only drunk. But it felt like the gods touching my heart.

easy white ass

Yeah. Split second blackout while walking. Confused. Where was I? Garbage on the sidewalk. Downtown Rio. Went to the tranny spot. Weird blond one wanted the expensive hotel. No. Thanks. Another tranny spot. One said I was a baby she wanted to take care of. Not hot for her. Back to spot one. I knew this blonde. But she was real slow to take her stitch off. Looked bored. I had payed in advance. So I did what I wanted. Told her I was too drunk and left. She was worried was it something she did or said? No. I was just too drunk. Thanks. Bye. Met another blond I knew. Shy about her dick. Tight and easy white ass. I just felt fucking great. Thank you. Girl. Until next time. Take care. Beautiful.

Excited Music From The Young Ones

Excited music from the young ones

dick and ass

It was Sunday already. Four AM or something. First spot. No action in sight. At the second spot I found this familiar tranny. Blond shy one with bangs. She had hot small tits. Suckable beautiful things. Such a hot ass. Then I went home to get some sleep. I was supposed to have lunch and sex with a friend. Thick legs big tits tight pussy white one. Cum eater. Lovely. I silently thanked my sweet gods. Then we took a nap. Later that night I went looking for some more tranny ass. Found this small blonde one. But my dick was only hard enough to put on the condom. It got harder as I sucked her dick and ass while she gave me head. So I fucked her ass for a while. But I was too drunk to ejaculate. I just came and came again without shooting my wad. I thanked her a lot for all the fun and went home in a happy booze haze. Went to bed and jerked off until I shot my last screaming drops of cum. I loved my life.

fashion aces

- What's this hair now, man?
- It's the new fad in La Luna!
- Where?
- The Moon!
- Ah, yes! La Luna!
- Just don't go there to check it! The Lunatics are all using the new haircut from here! At least the fashion aces are!

wanted me to shoot my cream

Asked this tranny how much. Too much. No. Thank you. Found this other tranny I knew. Came up her ass without shooting my load. She said she wanted me to shoot my cream. She wanted to see it. I wanked while sucking on her tits. Creamed her tigh. Went for another vodka. And another tranny. Tall one. Hot butt. Second blond to make me cum hard on the same night. All the way up her. Such a good girl. Give your ass to me! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Yeah!

aqui todo mundo continua no emprego

A gente fala em pessoa rica. Queremos dizer quem tem uma roupa mais cara que a nossa. Realmente rico? Nada disso. E se tirarem tudo da pessoa menos o dinheiro da conta no banco? Realmente tem muita grana? Compra de volta na mesma hora tudo o que tinha. E nem precisa olhar o saldo antes. Quer dizer que nem rola mais comigo por causa do meu saldo menos do que alucinante?

they screamed

We were silent a while as I took the spaceship to the motel planet. You nervous? She was a bit. Don't be. You fucked them before. I want to watch. Maybe join in. No guilt. She was gonna play whore for us. I wanted it. I loved her. Seeing their dark skin totally naked was hot. They took control. We were their bitches. Sucked the cum off their balls. They took turns up our asses. They screamed who's my bitch? We screamed back that we were. Then came the warm jets up our butts.

We Are Just an Old Funker Jumping Up and Down

We are just an old funker jumping up and down

Maybe Not the Love

Maybe not the love
You were looking for
Maybe not just fun
Maybe something more

arriving

Very drunk and looking for a tranny. Found a pale one. Red hair coming down in waves. That seemed rare in Rio. I told her so as she was face down and I was all the way in and out and in that lovely ass. One hot implosion into the tip of my condom. And then another. And another. And another. And. Another. Then I went to a party. But some info was wrong. Never found it. So I got this blond tranny with huge tits. Big ass. Hard as a soccer ball. I came like crazy up that ass. Then I was at this bar drinking some coke to clear my mind a bit. And then I was inside this other tranny. She was face down. Tall. Brown to red hair. I was screaming with pleasure. And then I was walking into my street.

remember jumping

Lucky to be alive. I was not drunk enough when I got to the spot. So I went for this bar. One of the girls who worked there was so nice I wondered if I could be her nice boyfriend. Would she take me up the ass? Couldn't be sure. So I went for the sure thing. Small blond tranny. So very hot. Then the show. So drunk I jumped into the stage two times. Security asked me to take it easy. Friendly guys. Maybe they were using some weird mellow drugs. Fucked another tranny. Tall hot one. Golden hair. Then I remember jumping into a skate bowl. Big colorful letters on concrete. Scratched my arm. Lucky I didn't break my neck. Walked it home in a happy haze.

so very long

This tranny pro did not like it up the ass. Said so after giving me some tits and head. I started getting dressed. Said I had changed my mind. She not liking it meant her beauty was not hot anymore. Thank you. Good night. Went looking for another. This other tranny was even hotter. Tall black redhead. Fantastic mouth working my wrapped gift for a nice long time. Ass easy and snug. I fucked her ass hard and long. So hard and so very long. I came so hard I felt like my head was melting and shooting out of me right through my dick. Like all that was left were my hot closed eyes floating above my heart.

four or five

Long tranny legs. Short blond hair. Then I saw I knew her. Nice new haircut. When I came inside her she squeezed my dick four or five times with her asshole after my first orgasmic moan. A girl that knew how to do it real good. Said she wanted to go to Italy.

Pansexual bottoms of the world

unite and bend over

with sperm

Buy a Bible (or any other sacred book) and glue its pages with sperm (feminine ejaculation is OK). Call the resulting object God Loves You. Remember that this translucid action has not been tested yet and is advised only if you do believe that God loves you.

next code signal

Next code signal: The drawing shows a blond barwoman behind a bar counter in a brothel with one sign that says O Cliente Tem Sempre Um Pauzaum. She has a mushroom haircut and tits nearly as big as indoors soccer balls.

good for her

Sex and tenderness with a friend. Next day she went crazy. In love with me. I had to get away and tell her to stay away from me for a month or so. The night of the next day I went for a tranny. Sucked her cock and dicked her ass. I already knew her. She said she had a gift for me. Next time. If we met nearer her pad. I thought the gods were joking. But the same tranny did not say anything about it next time. Just a few days later. And we were on the spot she said was near her pad. So I guess she figured I was not so special. Good for her.

stopped

She called again on the cell. Said she was fine. No need to worry. She talked to a friend. She was really really not going to kill herself. She was fine. He was a bit numb. He thanked her. He read some comics. The dentist called him. Cleaned his teeth. He went to a bar and had a shot of scotch. He walked home. Stopped at the LAN house to write some fiction.

BUCKET HAPPY BALD GUY

opens at

- Any action ahead?
- This scat play swing club opens at 5 PM.
- Crappy Hour!
- Right on, sister!

Need Not

Because death is serious you need not be

lyrics: This Song Is Very Easy To Sing

This song is very easy to sing